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Protestantism: Duck hooks won't happen if I work harder. Judaism: Why do duck hooks always happen to me? Confucianism: Confucius say: Ducks hook. Taoism: Ducks Hook. Catholicism: If a duck hooks, I deserve it. Hinduism: This duck has hooked before. Zen: What is the sound of a duck hooking? Televangelism: Send money or you will duck hook. Buddhism: It is only an illusion of a duck hooking. Islam: If a duck hooks, it is the will of Allah. Agnosticism: Maybe a duck hooks, and maybe it doesn't. Mormonism: T he more duck hooks, the merrier. a primer to a spiritual canard golf the religion of by Peter Talbert

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